December 2011
My roommates/best friends just pretended to be my mom and dad and tucked me into bed, and then read me a story from my british lit textbook.
Now we’re all 3 sitting in my bed making awful fart noises
I love life
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AHS made me want to watch Donnie Darko Tate and Donnie remind me of one another. Poor troubled bbys who are so sexy
“What’s a fuckass?” Lmao
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Anonymous asked: is ahs really scary?
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ANTICHIRST END OF TIMES OH SHIT OMG MDSLKGHDSKLHGDHSKG PERVERSION OF THE IMMACULATE CONCEPTION
“A baby what, fossil?” L M F A O
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eyes-fixed-onthesun asked: expecto partonum!
American Horror Story + The Black Dahlia? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAWESOMEOMG
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tomsjiggle:
american hi-fi | the geeks get the...
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oswinisarealhuman asked: I like the way that you're really unique. You are so amazing and beautiful and intelligent and funny and all around amazing. :D I love your blog btw.
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The creeper character we made on Sims just said “Giggity” I swear. Omg
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November 2011
I’ve decided that during finals week, (next week), I will only allow myself to be on Tumblr during our ‘relief’ hours in the dorms (hours where quiet won’t be enforced) So basically you won’t see much of me. I amped up my queue, so you can still be entertained while I study my butt off Sigh Not excited
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It’s so dangerous having to do homework on the same machine that offers me tumblr
Procrastination, thy name is Katie
Decided not to write a paper that was due Sunday, teacher emailed us and said “oh, it’s not due until Friday” Still haven’t written it I have a ‘project’ due for my online class tomorrow Haven’t done that I’ve been laying around all night I ain’t even mad
OH BOY I FORGOT THAT THE VICTORIAS SECRET FASHION SHOW LET ME JUST GO WATCH A BUNCH OF SKINNY GIRLS SO I CAN FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF AND EAT COOKIES
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FOLLOWERS PLEASE tell me that some of you have seen “That Thing You Do!” My favorite movie of all time Please No one I know had ever heard of it until I came to college, it’s been my favorite movie since 5th grade HAS ANYONE SEEN IT?
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Hayden is the creepiest person on the whole damn show. Oh my god
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“Remember, my Beloved, what thing we met
By the roadside on that sweet summer...”
– Charles Baudelaire, The Corpse (via enola-gay)
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I still think it’s hilarious how many allusions there are to Romeo and Juliet in pop culture
In my opinion, they aren’t a depiction of love at all.
They meet
Immediately lust after one another
Have sex
shotgun wedding
kill themselves
How on earth is that romantic? It sounds like a bad night in Vegas to me. I’ve always viewed Romeo and Juliet as a satire, meant to...
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I feel like eating Thin Mints is okay after I work out, because they involve the word ‘thin’.
One of my closest friend’s aunt is having a heart transplant tonight. Religion aside, send good thoughts her way!
you guys
tate had sex with Vivian right the nurse said Vivian is carrying a demon baby
IS THE BABY TATE’S?!? D:
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The bathtub scene
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jennaofarabia:
The 100 Most Beautiful Words in English
andreainspired:
Ailurophile A cat-lover. Assemblage A gathering. Becoming Attractive. Beleaguer To exhaust with attacks. Brood To think alone. Bucolic In a lovely rural setting. Bungalow A small, cozy cottage. Chatoyant Like a cat’s eye. Comely Attractive. Conflate To blend together. Cynosure A focal point of admiration. Dalliance A brief...
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Reading Eliza Haywood’s “Fantomina”. I adore it, omg
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Seriously though
Shoving a katana through my uterus would feel better than this
Tmi? Dealwithit
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Oh god, the first 5 minutes of “Piggy Piggy” is some of the most gripping television I’ve ever seen Legitimate tears at the cheerleader screaming “Why?!” Ugh
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cuppycakes-are-love:
KatieCamm saves my life… Grammar Nazi!!
It’s what I do. I miss having you only a few doors away Jasmine:(
aviolentshadeofgrey:
petrificus totalis
